Yo, Biggie!

April 30th, 2008

There is nothing better than coming home all moped out and opening an Amazon box to find the latest installment of Big Foot’s biography. I had been on a local tv show today and then had a fuck-this-job mental tirade with myself on the way home from work, so when I cracked it open to this passage, I felt myself being taken down a peg or two:

Sad Times
Bigfoot get real down sometimes.
Hard not to.
Bigfoot give best of self to world and still get treat like shit.
Wonder what point in trying?
Why Bigfoot go on?
Then I remember.
It totally crystal-clear.
Me totally look
awesome on camera.

Oh god, I was doubled over. There goes my big giant ego that is alternately whipping myself up or beating myself up. Bigfoot was telling me to get over myself. Bigfoot made me realize that I need to laugh about coming home and finding my cleaning lady asleep in my bed. Maybe she’s back on drugs, but hey, what if she just needed a short snooze? After all, I’ve fallen asleep on the couch at work before. Bigfoot made me realize I need to laugh about having a corner of my brand-new crown break off at lunch. After all, it was the corner I’d been telling the dentist was uncomfortable–and now it was gone free of charge. Bigfoot say, life so short…laugh.

2 Responses to “Yo, Biggie!”

  1. design for mankind. says:

    HA—- I love this! Your blog is fantastic!!! 🙂

    And congrats that you were on tv!!!