Nana Says

February 16th, 2010
1. Learn how to apply lipstick without a mirror.
2. Put your napkin in your lap as soon as you sit down.
3. Don’t date men who wear baseball caps indoors.
4. You may be the apple of someone’s eye, but don’t act like you’re the center of the universe.
5. No one looks good chewing gum.
6. There’s probably a time and place for blue eye shadow, but no one has discovered it so far.
7. Never talk on a cell phone when you’re checking out in the supermarket.
8. Those no-parking fire lanes in front of Starbucks? They don’t mean “no parking except for your car.”
9. For god’s sake, spell check your resume!
10. Your wedding shouldn’t be the high point of your life.
11.There’s no such thing as “settling down.” Life happens.
12. Always wear red underwear in case you take a fall in your high heels.

One Response to “Nana Says”

  1. Jen Rognerud says:

    This list could go on and on, couldn’t it? But you picked the perfect, well-rounded musts. Will share it with my little girl as she grows, with a couple of my own additions.

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